作者  wind910062 (天氣很冷)                                  站內  Gossiping
 標題  Re: [問卦] 有沒有師大分數一落千丈的八卦????
 時間  Thu Jan  1 23:19:59 2009
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1.師大沒有電子系,他有工教,科技,機電,應電,就是沒電子
                                                                               
2.每科加權,但總分只有320,但是你忘記它可能只採計四或三科
                                                                               
3.我去年有幾個學生60級分推師大也是沒上,推甄本來就不一定是級分高就會上
                                                                               
   很多時候有其他因素可以加分,例如你爸爸或媽媽的名字....
                                                                               
   不是啦,有可能是社團活動或個人特質
                                                                               
4.師大目前在師資考取上,以總量來看,仍舊是最高的比例
                                                                               
   但記者怎麼都會說只有四成?
                                                                               
   別忘記很多人當上菸酒生,還有社教,人發有些組,理工科系很多本來就不往教育界發展
                                                                               
5.我96級 指考351 ,師大國文系上不了,不是因為總分,是因為有特定採計科目加權
                                                                                       
   (指考新制第二屆)
                                                                               
6.每間學校都有好老師,也有壞老師;就跟每間學校都有好校友跟壞校友一樣
                                                                               
   師大有競競業業的好老師,當然也有一些你不能接受的
                                                                               
   但是誰跟我說一下哪間學校完全是好老師的?
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
有八卦嗎?
                                                                               
沒有
                                                                               
只是有時候午覺時迷茫之中做了一些夢
                                                                               
夢裡有間學校有個人當了頭頭
                                                                               
但是
                                                                               
當初教授投票後得票率
                                                                                   
第一名是海龍王
                                                                               
第二名是K先生
                                                                               
第三名是一隻熊
                                                                               
但是海龍王因為美國職務尚未屆滿
                                                                               
故放棄資格
                                                                               
這時大家都以為部長會圈選K先生
                                                                               
(當時大學校長還是要給教育部長選定)
                                                                               
                                                                               
結果出來時跌破大家眼鏡
                                                                               
因為是一隻熊
                                                                               
                                                                               
而這隻熊.....三年多來做了許多奇怪的事情
                                                                               
第一步就是完全放棄師大培育老師的路線
                                                                               
所以完全同意刪減教師資格的名額
                                                                               
(現在大一好像只剩下40%可以修教育學程)
                                                                               
                                                                               
第二步就是廣開記者會,很多活動他都喜歡尬一腳
                                                                               
然後找記者來
                                                                               
然後宣布一些不是職權內的決定
                                                                               
再給下面的人收爛攤子
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
第三步
                                                                               
銀彈亂花
                                                                                    
然後在大砍處室的預算
                                                                               
(ex.水電自付,刪減工讀生名額與清潔人員人數)
                                                                               
說學校很窮
                                                                               
但是又一直蓋一些東西,消耗預算
                                                                               
最經典的就是在畢業典禮上
                                                                               
收到畢業生代表遞送給他的畢業紀念冊時
                                                                               
竟然說:{如果這是錢該有多好!!!}
                                                                               
然後畢業典禮請輕型直升機來
                                                                               
但被相關單位盯上,開都不能開
                                                                               
(又花了一堆錢.......當然他有請記者來採訪)
                                                                                   
                                                                               
校門口的停車場
                                                                               
被打掉了(在宣稱預算不夠的情況下)
                                                                               
然後放幾張椅子桌子........但是又燈光昏暗
                                                                               
使用率低
                                                                               
                                                                               
性別平等週系列
                                                                               
請了很多人來"辦桌"
                                                                               
然後自己跟副頭頭穿上廚師袍
                                                                               
請記者採訪
                                                                               
然後就沒了
                                                                               
(完全沒有學術概念與教育價值)
                                                                                    
重點是.............那些辦桌
                                                                               
學生都不能吃!!!
                                                                               
也不知道給誰吃
                                                                               
最後似乎就浪費掉了
                                                                               
                                                                               
所以亂花錢-說很窮-挖別人的錢來做自己覺得重要的事情
                                                                               
如果真的有前瞻性或建設性也倒不錯
                                                                               
但問題就在於很像我同學說的
                                                                               
好大喜功
                                                                               
                                                                               
一個組織的領導人真的很重要
                                                                               
                                                                               
八卦是

                                                                                   
到底為什麼那時候
                                                                               
部長會寧可圈選一個票數據說用手腳指頭數目就能數完的人
                                                                               
也不要第二高票的呢?
                                                                               
我們有請李探長
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
探長眉頭一皺,直覺案情並不單純
                                                                               
隱約看出熊後方透射著綠色光芒
                                                                               
                                                                               
這時我夢就醒了
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
但是因為天氣冷我又賴床了一下
                                                                                        
                                                                               
又做了一個小夢
                                                                               
                                                                               
有個系很多教授很老但是很厲害
                                                                               
不過因為在校務會議上並不同意頭頭一些決定
                                                                               
所以就突然通過一個65歲教授條款
                                                                               
把老教授一揮,跟他們說聲再見
                                                                               
                                                                               
這時尚未這個決定還沒有很多人知道
                                                                               
但是暑假時夢中有些人六十多個去騎腳踏車
                                                                               
回來後校長迎接他們時
                                                                               
就很得意的告訴環島烈士們這件事
                                                                               
之後就衍生出國文系連署抗議的事件
                                                                                     
但也只救了老教授一年
                                                                               
今年就全部say goodbye
                                                                               
                                                                               
那年,我第一次看到老教授淚光閃閃看著情義相挺的學生(但可能被自己當掉)
                                                                               
無助的離開師大
                                                                               
                                                                               
然後我就被淚水給嗆醒了

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  • 蔡小傑
  • 鄉民+1

    哇哈哈!!原來你也是鄉民!!!

    我也是鄉民啦!!!
  • 哈哈
    不過我只看網購跟合購版XD

    tg10436 於 2009/01/03 23:05 回覆

  • jerrychi1212
  • 數字版真有趣XD

    好像人人都是鄉民
  • Peavy
  • 我姐從大學到研究所在師大待了6年XD
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  • 原PO騙人

    那數字版這篇文章是??
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